What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do automobiles fly?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?