What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
