What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
What birds make average students?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?