What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
How do fish watch TV shows?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the confused bee say?
Why was the bud so shy?
What bird is always sad?
Which is the worst season?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?