What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?