What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?