What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do chips wear socks?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?