I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which state has the best streets?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a hike across the universe?