What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?