Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What insect runs away from everything?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the noisiest food?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
