Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's the slowest 5k?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?