What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
