What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is the most attractive fruit?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?