Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which family member has tusks?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?