Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Do dads always snore?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call siblings who love math?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?