Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?