Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is another name for a cow?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do actors go to pray?