Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
