Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What's the politest month?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?