How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where do ants go to eat?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?