Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do bees say in the summer?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why was the bee sad?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?