Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do fish do at parades?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do cows go on vacation?