Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do cats go on vacation?