Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do fairies always drink?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do math teachers love March?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?