What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?