Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?