Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What shape has a knighthood?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why was the math book sad?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
