Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why is a computer so smart?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What games do ants play with elephants?
