Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?