Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why was the cat so small?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?