Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do trees try new things so often?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do billboards talk?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How did the vampire start his letter?