What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Families are like fudge.
What's the holiest insect?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do cats love to work?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?