Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why was the math book sad?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?