Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which family member has tusks?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?