What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A book just fell on my head.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?