My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are stones so good at music?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How do you arrest a pig?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?