Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
