What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Which subject has two parts?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?