Why are winter days great?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?