Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where was Noah born?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?