Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What car can't keep a secret?