What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Where was Noah born?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is the most adorable season?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which animals make the best football players?