What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
