Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?