What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the bread do on vacation?
