Where does a camper keep his money?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.