What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?