Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?