What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the scariest letter?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
