What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which cats love to be petted?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do horses navigate at night?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?