What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What kind of music do planets like?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is the coolest country?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?