What do you call a retired vegetable?
How did the toad die?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are books always so angry?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How does a cow do math?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?