What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the broom late for school?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?