What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Do dads always snore?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?