What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
How was the wedding?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's the politest month?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
