What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is the color of the wind?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did summer say to spring?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What condiment has wings?