Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?