What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where do books sleep?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?