What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How long will dinner be?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the fish blush?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What are you studying in math?
