What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where does breakfast live?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why is the beach so confident?