What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?