What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which subject has two parts?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?