What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What was the first animal in space?
