What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
What's the noisiest food?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?