How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What car always breaks the rules?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
