How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which dance will a chicken not do?