Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?