How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What sports are both plant-based?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How does dinner smell?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Families are like fudge.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?