Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?