What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
When should you start writing a book?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What birds make average students?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do cows like to dance to?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?