How do horses navigate at night?
By saddle light.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
