What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which state has the best streets?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?