There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the confused bee say?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?