What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do books sleep?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?