What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
