What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What is the color of the wind?
What's a forklift?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?