What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?