What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
