What did the beaver say to the tree?
How did the toad die?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is a cow's dream job?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?