Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is a table you can eat?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do Scottish toads play?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of books do boats write?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?