Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is the coolest country?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?