Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
When do mice play every day?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How can you make 7 even?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?