Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
How do you make antifreeze?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
