Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
How do you spot a modern spider?