Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How can you make 7 even?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do you grill cheese?