What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?