What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?