What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
