What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How long will dinner be?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do nosey peppers do?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?