Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What fish sings the best?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the fish blush?
How does a cow do math?
What sweet treat never panics?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What color are all the books in the library?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?