Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?