What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which computer won the talent show?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
