Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?