Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where does laundry go to college?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?