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What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?