Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's E.T. short for?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How does a squid go into battle?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?