Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Families are like fudge.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?