Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
