Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How do fleas travel?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is the quickest button on a radio?