What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?