Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
What do you call an animal pop star?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What vegetables make the best music?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
