Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What country has the most fish?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What fairy loves to count?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a goose's favorite book?