Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the airline worker name her child?