Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do nosey peppers do?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?