Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?