Why do mice need oiling?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What game do bats excel at?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
