Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
