What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do fish do at parades?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What was the first animal in space?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are all priests fit?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?