Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How was the wedding?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What superpower do all middle children have?