Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do fleas travel?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?