What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Beetle juice.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
