What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which is the worst season?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?