Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
It's Crowded!
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?