What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If you need help building an ark...
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
