What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is the smallest lion?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?