What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which animal is the most religious?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...