What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you organize a space party?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?