What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?