What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?