Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What car can't keep a secret?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?