What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?