How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do Scottish toads play?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why are ET's eyes so big?