What's good for both poker and theater?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?