What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where does breakfast live?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
