Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?