Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Golf clubs!
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?