What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where can you always get cheap gas?