I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How was the wedding?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?