What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What nationality are most fish?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?