What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?