What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why was the bud so shy?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
