What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?