Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's black and white and red all over?