What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?