Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?