Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
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What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
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Why did the sailor lose his job?
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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
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What do cows say when you milk them?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?