What sweet treat never panics?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?