Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why are goats so funny?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
