What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which subject has two parts?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?