What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are winter days great?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
