What do mice bring on a picnic?
Ratatouille!
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Can February March?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call the dog magician?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
The museum curator needed a break.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do billboards talk?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?