Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is the definition of Robin?
What makes music in your hair?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Where do snowmen go to dance?