What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do fleas travel?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What animal knows kung fu?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do bees buzz?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the computer cold at work?