What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where do horses reside?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do math teachers eat?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
