What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?