Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What style of music weighs the most?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?