What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to sweep!
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which dogs love to study science?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the sickly elevator say?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
